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- any way, shape or form
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
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- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- No rhyme or reason
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- You, standing
- Confusing yes or no answers
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Shit or Go Blind
- Go big or go home
- What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
- Is that to go, or to eat here?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
- Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
- or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- No synthesisers or ulterior motives
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
- Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- It must have rained or something
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Do or do not, there is no try
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- there are no good or bad people
- Contains no material likely to offend or harm
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- Deal or No Deal
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Should I stay or should I go?
- Our way or the highway
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- are you helping? or are you in the way?
- odd or even
- I may or may not have been naked
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Take it or leave it
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Is language innate or learned?
- Technological or Media Determinism
- -or
- Sew or Staple?
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
- paper or plastic
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Trick or treat
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- To be or not to be
- Pair or Single
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- My country, right or wrong!
- Skate or Die
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- For Better or For Worse
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Queen or country?
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Lila or a Lie
- more or less
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- St. John's or St. John?
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Portland, Oregon
- and/or
- Your place or mine?
- male or female
- Man... or Astro-man?
- Bad command or file name
- Bobby Orr
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Jan Ors
- Truth or Dare
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Heaven or Las Vegas
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