Findings:

• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• People don't flail when they die
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• play dumb
• When you kill people they die
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• People want what they cannot have
• they say
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The White People
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• when they take my blood
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Longing, they say
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• They're drugs, they change you
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• White People
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Stuff White People Do
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Things you give people that they keep
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• cat haters
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• for white people
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Eye contact at a distance
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• the moment when they take possession of you
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Going by the script when talking to people
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• They're not fish, they're people
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The White People - Epilogue
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Where people go when people die
• They don't know what they're missing
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Things men want when they're drunk
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Her hair, tangled
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When children become people
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• stuff white people like
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• What They Did To the Desert People
• Ground rush
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• telling people what they don't need to know
• (Listen to the) Flower People
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Dear White People
• And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• When I Pretend to Fall
• Say When
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• They say it's never too late
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• When the Pope says shit
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• They Say that in the Army
• smile when you say that
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• when people become strangers

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