Findings:

• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• good kid, m.A.A.d city
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Before time takes each year
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Rape committed by women
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't sweat the small stuff
• Before They Are Hanged
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Please don't bring your kids
• don't throw good money after bad
• Good Girls Don't
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• People don't flail when they die
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Sixteen Years Before The (Antenna) Mast (category)
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Ground rush
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• It was better before they came
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• They don't know what I've done
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Good Vibrations: 30 Years Of the Beach Boys
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Before they were famous
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Two Years Before the Masters
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• They don't know what they're missing
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They Don't Want Me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• They don't understand my tea
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• We don't make good wives
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Two Years Before the Mast
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• Kids that age think they know it all
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Things they should teach in school
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• A good kid
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Good stuff, Maynard
• Shower Kletic
• before common era
• before Christ
• Before the Rain
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery

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