Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this shirt has a cuddly kraken on it and is therefore better than all the shirts you have combined"

• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Better blatant than latent
• All I have left to lose
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Better safe than sorry
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• all living things must above all else have hope
• A determination to do better than
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• better than natural
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• There were times better than this
• for() is better than while()
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Much better than a piss test
• Even better than the real thing
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Better than Sex
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Half a loaf is better than none
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• better than 2 (user)
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• better off with him than here with me
• better late than never
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• better than the best
• better than a living will
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• We are all we have
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
• My paintings are all I have
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• A modem is better than nothing
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• It doesn't get any better than this
• The book is better than the movie
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• I can do much better than this
• Ideas are better than apples
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• All the fairies have gone
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Two heads are better than one
• Rebeca Martinez
• Better Than Garbo
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Original better than the sequel
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Better Than Chocolate
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Tickling is better than sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• What can be better than that?
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Where have all the poets gone?
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• All cats have nine tails
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• when all the white horses have broken free
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I must have waited all my life for this
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• And All That Could Have Been
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Better Than Ezra
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Better him than me
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Treatment of corporations
• CD vs. vinyl
• Why cats are better than dogs
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Better Dead Than Red
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better than Life
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• A better model than the one at data general
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Long Haired Preachers
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Penis size and impregnation
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Are we better than everything else?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up

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