Findings:

• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• doesn't look like anything to me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Love Me or Leave Me
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• change doesn't happen
• It happens every day
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Video, or it never happened.
• Ask Me Anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• If you told me this never happened
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• It's Me or the Dog
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Drugs Or Me
• give me the truth or nothing
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• me or the gun
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Say Anything
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I didn't change anything!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Human beings will believe anything
• Violence never solved anything
• anything muppet
• I can make a bong out of anything
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Anything That Moves
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Dream Anything
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality

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