Findings:

• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• there will be a last
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The revolution will not be televised
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This love will be your downfall.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Marks which will never be broken
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• They will not be named!
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Squids will be Squids
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There will never be another you
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If it be your will
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There Will Be Blood
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be light
• I will be your young sinner
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will never be just you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• It will be good when I am leader
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You never think it will be the ducks
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I will be silent as I wait
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Everything will be alright
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• Be sure it's legal
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Who Will Be There
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The end will be a sellout
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• node that will be my legacy
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Someday, I will be strong
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will always be in the details
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• all the cute guys will be there
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Even the dead will not be safe

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