Findings:
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Those who can't do, teach
- Actually
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Money is actually Magic Points
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- You can't get there from here
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Can't Buy a Thrill
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- i can't find it anywhere
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Cant
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- I can't believe it's not haggis
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- I can't find a bra that fits right
- You can't teach an old dog new tricks
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Why can't men buy tampons?
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- Beggars can't be choosers
- I can't work with stoners
- Why can't you walk in a straight line?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- Dreams where you can't move
- You can't make someone love you
- Can't get you out of my head
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Take It with You
- I can't change
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- Why you can't evolve passwords
- Crystal Meth and the retail market
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- If you can't beat them, join them
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- I can't wait until I join it.
- At least things can't get any worse
- Why can't I stop thinking about you?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Words we can't say anymore
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
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