Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "though I had some discipline issues as a child, so this might explain why I'm bothered!"

• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• You've never had it so good
• Some Ethical Issues With The Use Of Robot Combatants
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• In Some Child's Widened Eyes
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Drinking in text as though the thirst might not present itself again
• It's so crazy it just might work
• So, You Bought a Child Sex Doll.
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Never Had It So Good
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• a child so serene
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so tough
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Some people break so easily
• So tonight that I might see
• Some Might Say
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Some gifts are so fleeting
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• bother
• hot and bothered
• Oh, bother!
• Why bother?
• What is conflict, and why bother to resolve it?
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Bothered
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Oh, bother! This is dubstep, isn't it?
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched
• brain child
• Child pornography
• child star
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• A little child could never kill this clean
• inner child
• Child of the 80s
• Anti Christ Devil's Child
• Only child
• child proof
• Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?
• Childed
• child abuse
• Destiny's Child
• star child
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Love Child (user)
• The thin line between art and child pornography
• A poignant mother-daughter moment on the subject of child sexual abuse
• Only child: Downside
• Bless the Child
• Night Child (user)
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Dead child on the roadside
• Leave no child behind
• Child sims
• How to read to a child
• Like a child
• Child and Marriage
• I was a Difficult Child
• The Child with the Mirror
• Fiction: Inner Child
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• child care clearance
• Once a Child
• ivy child
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Child beauty pageants
• God Bless the Child
• Child Of Bodom (user)
• Things every child should be taught
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Friday's Child
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Wild Child
• Child Support Agency
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Julia Child
• Child support is more than just money
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• Child Health Plus
• I Am a Child of God
• A Child's Christmas in Wales
• one child per family
• Battle of the Child Geniuses
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• To Murder the Child
• Where's your child?
• Hentai Child Pornography
• An Unearthly Child
• Child in Red
• Illegitimate child
• child soldier
• Killing the beauty in a child through socialization
• Child's toy
• James Francis Child
• Child's Play
• Francis J. Child
• Child Psychology
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Third World Child
• Earning the respect of your inner child
• Our Lady's Child
• The Wilful Child
• Spare the rod and spoil the child
• Hot Child in the City
• Bag of Crushed Child (user)
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Story For An Advanced Child
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• A child's obligations
• Child is Father to the Man
• Making the Movies V Those Troublesome Child Players
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• What to read to a child
• Tuesday's Child
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes

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