Findings:

• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Things never were what they used to be
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
• I'd elope if I were you
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• No place I'd rather be
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Job lot
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Not to be taken internally
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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