Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "throwing toilet paper in the bowl when taking a dump to stop the water splashing on your ass"

• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Angels on toilet paper
• The Slydini Toilet paper trick
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• toilet paper
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Boiling water in a paper cup
• My hands eternally dipped in a bowl of salt water
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• John Wayne Toilet Paper
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• recycled toilet paper
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• When the words stop working
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• paper toilet seat covers
• Throwing A Rock into the Water
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• water does not expand when it freezes
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• White House toilet paper crisis
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• The Great Toilet Paper Heist
• The Toilet Bowl
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Alternatives to toilet paper
• One-ply toilet paper
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• When should a firm stop production?
• how to nondestructively defeat a Scott toilet paper dispenser
• Executive toilet paper
• water bowl
• When are you going to stop running?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• When water chokes you
• when still her eyes held water
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
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• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
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• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Morrison's Lament
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
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• The Devil is an Ass
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• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
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• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass

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