Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "to the extent that can be determined by ratings and reviews from the dark and scary and ultimately inconsistent place that is the internet"

• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• It can be cold in the dark
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• No one can be in two places at once
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Valour can be brown
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• University students can be really stupid
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• What a kiss can be
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Be all that you can be
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• murder can be fun
• Can we still be friends?
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• There can be only one
• far be it from me
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• This is a place to be wary of
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Short can be good! (document)
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• No place I'd rather be
• we can all just be around other people
• Any song can be a love song
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Exes can be good things
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Children can be cruel
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Why procrastination can be productive
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• TV can be a good thing
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Knowledge can never be certain
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• How the Internet Came to Be
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• We can be heroes
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• There is some place I need to be
• We Can Be Together
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• A dying playground can be Eden
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• What can be better than that?

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