Findings:

• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• They will not be named!
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• It will never be just you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Squids will be Squids
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• There will never be another you
• If it be your will
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• This love will be your downfall.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will be light
• I will be your young sinner
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The end will be a sellout
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Marks which will never be broken
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will always be in the details
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Everything will be alright
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Someday, I will be strong
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Be There
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will I be given that chance?
• node that will be my legacy
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be no more stories to read
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• My RPG will be a work of art
• The next life will be better
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• all the cute guys will be there
• there will be a last
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There Will Be Blood
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Even the dead will not be safe

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