Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "too short and fat, far too red-faced, and with an owlish expression which I am sure I never wear"

• Weekends are far too short
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• They say it's never too late
• Sunday Too Far Away
• DRM gone too far
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Too Short
• The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• for i am a rain dog too
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• A Vacation Too Far
• Jean-Claude Romand
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Too little, and far too late
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Your arm's too short to box with God
• Life is too short to use low-quality herbs and spices
• It's never too late
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• In which Human Craig's stratagem works TOO well.
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• I am much too rough, much too edgy.
• again, I am too young
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Not too far back in time
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Close Combat - A Bridge Too Far
• Grandpa Too Far
• Too Far
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• The new school of thought: Men are too fat
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I am a citizen too
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Days Too Short
• Life's too short for mild salsa
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Life is too short
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• Too much bandwidth
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Laughing Too Much (user)
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.2 Classes are instances too
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Men have feelings too
• running too fast at night
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets
• Too Late
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Too Broad
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• Perils of being too good at your job
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• Too many mes
• Seeing too much blue
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• too
• too big for his britches
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - London
• Too much school makes us crack
• Relying too heavily on a mouse
• some girls try too hard
• Too Narrow
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Too much spring
• I've been a woman for too long
• Too Hep Records
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• To, Too, Two
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The leaves are falling too fast
• Too Orangey for Crows
• I want to be sexy too!
• You're too young to be so old
• Short, fat, slimy and fundamentally corrupt
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Beijing
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Linux is too hard to install
• Too Funky in Here
• Your God Is Too Small
• too much
• Garage bands which never made it to the garage
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Too long without touch
• Too smart for high school
• Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
• Coc A Too
• This too shall pass
• The World is too much with us
• You Worry Too Much
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Error: Too many errors
• Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• It's quiet... too quiet
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• kids grow up too fast
• Obsession hurt too much
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Nothing is too serious to laugh at
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• You take up too much space
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Life's Too Good
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I think I think too much
• your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I am fat (user)
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• short circuit expression
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Sydney
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I am never alone
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• If you dare wear short shorts
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Too Much Joy
• Too Much Coffee Man
• Too good to be true
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Me too
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Too much information
• Too Many Daves
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Too Pure
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!

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