Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you would be so kind
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• You mean the me that you would be
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The best kind of bartender
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• That would be me
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• So you want to be a composer
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Free to Be, You and Me
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If your wish be to close me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• So mote it be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• That I Would Be Good
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Let me be your fantasy
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• You could be so delicious
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Look siad me Be like me
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• You're too young to be so old
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Where would America be without Canada?
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Be gentle with me
• far be it from me
• What it's like to be in love
• The Man Who Would Be King
• So you want to be a waitress
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Cruel to Be Kind
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• A whimper would be fine
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• OBAFGKM
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Mind without body
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• So you want to be evil
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• So you want to be a star?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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