If you've ever been to
band camp you've done wacky jacks. They like jumping jacks but more
aerobically demanding. And you look
slightly retarded when you do them.
STEP 1: Do a
jumping jack
STEP 2: Do a jumping jack again, but instead of
clapping your hands over your head, clap them out in front of you.
STEP 3: This time, clap behind you.
STEP 4: Repeat step 2
See? It's fun! And it almost guarantees
you won't get laid until you're a senior and
all the girls can see past your wacky jacks.