Findings:

• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What Might Have Been
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I know I have been dreaming
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• It could have been me
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Front porch, what should have been said
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• That is a thing that might have happened
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I may or may not have been naked
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could I Have Been?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• AES may have been broken
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Movies that should have been books first
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I could have been Canadian
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I might have, once.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• What have you been smoking?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I have always been burning
• I have bad taste in music
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• And All That Could Have Been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The path we have been walking
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The way things have always been done
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• you would have been
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Have you been a dad today?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have just been shot
• How long have you been in love with her?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Names have been changed
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• A reason to drink
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• i have been burning for so long
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I could have been one of a two
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• He's been places they have not.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• My bad
• bad guy
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• bad form
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• City names with bad translations
• bad theology
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Bad Writing Contest
• Bad Attitudes
• when immunity is a bad thing
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea

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