Findings:

• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Science Has No Morals
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The pretty girl has no friends
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• MY life has no carrot
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• hate has no home here
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• no shit, there we were
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• time has no meaning here
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• No Regrets for Our Youth
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• No, we're not friends.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• and we're already on our way
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Oh No it's the Helepolis, We're Doomed...or Not
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• September has such a feeling
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• God has no free will
• A community without shame has no future
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• No one has died
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A double-edged sword has no point
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• If there were no birds
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• No Sex Please: We're British
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Windows XP easter eggs
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• gomame no ha gishiri
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• We had no bait but our tongues
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• feline allergies
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.

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