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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• General sexuality newsgroup
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• How to have lesbian sex
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I might have, once.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Sex in a small car
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• try to summon the dream once more
• Indiana once tried to change the value of pi
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Sex with a chicken
• Animals people have sex with
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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