Findings:

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The Spirit had other plans
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You stole what they would have given you
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Questions I have had today
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• you would have been
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• We had no bait but our tongues
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• THE CHRISTMAS BUTT SONG
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I have had enough of Survivor
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• if you have had your midnights
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I would like to have emotions
• What pornos would have us believe
• No, but I'll have a beer
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• We have had enough of your beige
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow

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