well-endowed

A politically correct term for having big thingies. Or in the case of guys, a large weiner. Beavis and Butthead would be very hard pressed to use this term.

Colorful analogies to being well-endowed:

• hung like a horse
• hung like a bull
• hung like a donkey
• hung like a mule
• hung like a Shetland pony
• hung like a unicorn
• hung like a whale
• hung like an elephant
• hung like Jesus (ahem)

Colorful analogies to being less well-endowed:

• hung like a (horse)fly
• hung like a mouse
• hung like a pygmy
• hung like a bug
• hung like a baby
• hung like a gerbil
• hung like a hamster

A special mention to "hung like a cashew", a personal favorite I inherited from James Ellroy. Practically every book written by Ellroy has at least one reference to this phenomenon.

Please /msg me if you have any other potential entries, preferrably ones that are actually in use.