Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "wharfinger's crap about whatever crap doesn't fit conveniently into the first dozen categories that sprang into his murky little mind"

• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• watch his heart turning into rock
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Little Jack Melody and His Young Turks
• Craps
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Once More Into the Bleach
• Meaningful useless crap
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• A little parable about lurkers
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Into the Woods
• a mad little song about madness
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Is this poetry or crap?
• stock market analysts are full of crap
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
• fit a poem in your pocket, fit a few words in your mind
• The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• into
• Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
• whisper into the graveyard
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• wander off into otherness
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• first category
• I want to hear about his day in person
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Baby name books are crap
• How can people listen to that crap?
• natural crap
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• Crap (user)
• farm craps
• crap out
• All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• What a load of crap
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Horace Walpole Loses His Little Dog
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• My body falling into stars
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
• Into Battle with The Art of Noise
• NiGHTS into Dreams
• Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
• Snap into a Slim Jim
• Run and turn into butter
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• run into the ground
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• a little bit about sam
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• A memory about Mia's first week
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• crap
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Crap Hound
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• The Ministry of Crap Design
• Confessions of a Crap Artist
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Crap migrates to my house
• Crap shooting
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Raise the crap
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Mick Foley winning his first WWF Championship
• First Dozen, High
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Craps No More
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Out of his fucking mind
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• How the King Changed His Mind
• The Little Boy and his Dogs

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