Findings:

• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• what does it mean?
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Biological does not mean genetic
• What does it mean to be religious?
• What does Webster say about Soul?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Does back pain mean a disc?
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Does pain mean danger?
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Working does not mean thinking
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• What does it mean to be free?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Wherefore does not mean where
• NCC
• What RU-486 means to me
• When you know things are just meant to be
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Color does not exist
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• What does a woman want
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Female masturbation
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• MTV sucks
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• Why does a bull buck?
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• I'm about to create a new node!
• doe
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Christianity does not exist
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Why does ice float?
• Does hate scare people?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Treatment for a television series about Mean Old Joe the town character
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Does
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Super Doe deer urine
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Does free will exist?
• Don't think about it
• Does Satan play ice hockey?
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• fog machine
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Doe Maar
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• Where does the money come from?
• where does that leave me?
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Why does Man kill?
• To which side does your penis lean?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• What does God need with a starship?
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Photography and religion
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Think about you
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When you think about smoking
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I think about my answer
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Size does matter
• Debbie Does Dallas
• John Doe
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• Time does not exist
• Why the sun shines
• What your piano curriculum says about you
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Nobody Does It Better
• Jane Doe
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• male masturbation
• Mandibular block injection
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Does this ever go away?
• Microsoft does your mom
• The Doe and the Lion

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