Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "what is wrong with me? nothing, but you wouldn't know it by looking at me."

• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• You know you want me, baby!
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• u'll never know me (user)
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Nothing In Me
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Nobody for me but you
• She told me she wouldn't
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Something to remember me by
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Do you know me?
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• let me know who you are now.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I wouldn't date me
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• give me the truth or nothing
• Stop looking at me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• mark me by seconds
• Don't Pass Me By
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I know they are watching me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Jesus He Knows Me
• The Me Nobody Knows
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• What is wrong with me?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You wouldn't recognize me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Stand by Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Know me better, and love me better
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• They Know Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• you know me (user)
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Nothing can stop me now
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Follow me if you want to know.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?

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