Findings:

• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• A queen in her own sense
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• This space between has it's own kind of comfortable
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• Only her hands would give her away
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• On her own
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Grand Bitch steps off her pedestal
• She flies with her own wings
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The Soul selects her own Society
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• She knows no truth except her own.
• A Leela of Her Own
• Laid down on the bed that wasn't her own
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• If you would be so kind
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• The best kind of bartender
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• Each month I love in her own way
• Morrison's Lament
• a shade of her own features
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• The "ass" jellybean
• Spare Ass Annie
• Ass like a chicken
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• You mean the me that you would be
• a huge man ass (user)
• Tap that ass
• How to wash your ass
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• ASS HOLE (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass

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