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• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What do you see when you look up?
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
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• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
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• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
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• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
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• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
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• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
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• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
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• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
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• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
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• You know you've been away from home too long
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
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• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
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• Do I stay or run away?
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• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
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• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
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• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
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• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
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• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
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• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Oceania has never been at war

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