Findings:

• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• man when you are telling me how it was
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• His face when she fell
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Trompe
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• One hour there was sunlight
• When I was your age
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I Was Cruel
• When touch was simple
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When I was 9
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When I Was a Babe
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• one learns the most when losing
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I was young
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I Was a Boy
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was Fair and Young
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When she was bad
• November 4, 1995
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I Was A Baby
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Some time when I was a teenager
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I remember when all this was trees
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• His version was better
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I'm in one of those moods again
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I was one of those girls
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I remember, there was one
• How to scream when no one is looking
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• There was no one waiting for me...
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• when one of us woke early
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was five
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I was ten years old
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When the foeman bares his steel

If you Log in you could create a "when Dad was in one of his moods" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.