Findings:

• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When you blow out like a dead star
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• When I get like this
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What do theorems look like?
• What did Jesus look like?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When you think about smoking
• I'm not talking about
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• it looks like rain
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I'm about to create a new node!
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• I try not to think about it
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• i like my body when it is with your
• Never look like you're staring
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Be a model or just look like one
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• This isn't what it looks like
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Looks Like Rain
• Look siad me Be like me
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Would you like to try a sample?
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I walk around when I'm high
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When to talk about religion
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm always breathless when you call
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I know what I'm talking about
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• When I'm at my computer.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern

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