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• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Some time when I was a teenager
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Back when our blood was still warm
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There was a time when I was a better person
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• My darling, now's the time to disgaree
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• now I'm down in it
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• killing time now illegal in Mississippi
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I was alive again
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Now my computer system is alive
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Ban Time Travel Now!
• When I am stronger than now
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Still Alive
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I am alive and breath flows through my lungs and my heart still beats.
• My job is cleaning up dust
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• When I'm at my computer.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• Poison in the morning is still poison, grandma!
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Music was better in the old days
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Still Alive and Well
• Now it was personal
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Now that was a scary ending
• Now is the Time
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm always breathless when you call
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• Don't give up your day job
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• anemotis's morning wake up call

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