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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• When having sex in Binary
• When I have female children
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When having sex in northern Norway
• Baptist jokes
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• when dogs puke
• Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When having sex in Poland
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Sex with a chicken
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When living we have need of Death
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• When having sex in Germany
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When having sex in Austria
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Sex in a small car
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When sex hurts (Men)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When sex hurts (women)
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Dogs that have owned me
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Stoned music memories
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• How to have lesbian sex
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Animals people have sex with
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Sex reassignment surgery
• Sex on cocaine
• S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• sex adventitious
• stealth sex
• oral sex in middle school
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• How to attract the opposite sex
• On sex and violence in entertainment
• sex tourism
• sex cauldron
• Sex, Ecology, Spirituality
• How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
• I look better when I am wet
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Wag the Dog
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• guard dog
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When and Why
• The Shepherd and the Dog
• when in doubt run it out
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• When I am an old man
• Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Citizen Dog
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• A Smiling Medium Dog
• When We Were Orphans
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• c dog (user)
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Stuff you shouldn't feed your dog
• When Clients Attack
• Slaves and stray dogs: Christianity and the issue of free choice
• When you kill people they die
• Fat Dog Mendoza
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when we owned the world
• Further conversations with a hot dog vendor
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Laika Dog
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Serendipitous Dog
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• Dog the Bounty Hunter
• When the Boat Comes In
• dog sucker (user)
• When the Blackhawks Fly
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• She's Gotta Have It
• When I would muse in boyhood
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When the lion feeds
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Why males have nipples
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• When Chris Came Home
• Have A Safe Weekend
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• Madmen have a world all their own
• When is right?
• Art has an actual purpose
• to see every object when it began
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• What pornos would have us believe
• It could have been me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear

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