Findings:

• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When you blow out like a dead star
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When in doubt, throw it out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When all the stars go out at night
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• when in doubt run it out
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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