Findings:

• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I feel like I'm being watched
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• I still like a bedtime story
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• like something out of a story
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• i like my body when it is with your
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I feel like a rock star
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• this is what it feels like to die
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Women want me when I'm taken
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Being a dickhead
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• Feel Like A Stranger
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Tell me a story about trains
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• What poetry feels like
• What it must feel like to die
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Sometimes I Feel Like Larry Mondello
• Feels Like Home
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• What it feels like on bare skin
• You always feel it when I go
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I walk around when I'm high
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm always breathless when you call
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• When I'm at my computer.
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I know more when I'm alone
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• When I get like this
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia

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