Findings:

• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When I Was a Lad
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I Was A Baby
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When our word was iron
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I Was Cruel
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Babe
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when we built real forts
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When she was bad
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I was young
• When touch was simple
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was your age
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was a Boy
• When I was ten years old
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was five
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was young Time had no wings
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• November 4, 1995
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Back when our blood was still warm
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I was 9
• I remember when all this was trees
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Some time when I was a teenager
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Real Soon Now
• Real estate
• Real Ale
• real time
• Real Genius
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• real number
• The Real principle of Maximum Utility
• Real Madrid
• Real Goth
• real woman
• the Real McCoy
• Real Reality
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• Get a real computer!
• Sunny Day Real Estate
• Real Radio
• Real World Records
• Real Programmer
• The Real Ghostbusters
• Joy is Real
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Using your real name on the internet
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Aaahh! Real Monsters
• Working beliefs of most Episcopalians
• real user
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• The Real General
• Real Player
• The Real Foreign Debt
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• How real are these tears?
• Real Media
• Are you real elephants?
• Real estate tax
• Real Ale Bore
• credibility is the only real currency
• Everything vs. Real Life
• The Real Book
• Campaign for Real Hallowe'en
• The Real Thing
• the real reptile (user)
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• real property
• forgetting about real charisma
• Monotonicity of real Mobius functions
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Bill Gates' real net worth
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Sir Real (user)
• real death stories
• real biker
• There is no real me
• Can real love survive over time
• We Real Cool
• 10% real reconstituted fruit juice
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Construction of the real numbers
• l is real 2041
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Real competition
• The real problem with Microsoft
• God is for Real, Man
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Real Tennis
• Real Red Devil's Food Cake
• save and restore function in real life
• real life test
• Real Video

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