Findings:

• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When life gives you lemons
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When life gives you shit
• When life gives you demons...
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Things that give our life meaning
• Things that give life meaning
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• Make yourself at home - clean my kitchen!
• Stoned music memories
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• When aloneness makes a fist
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When your presents give me hives
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• How do you make a life matter?
• When life changes forever
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When Life Agrees With Us
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Give yourself up
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• How to make breasts give milk
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• How to give yourself a manicure
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• When or Not, Make it Great
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Make yourself redundant
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• when you heal yourself, you heal your ancestors
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• When you cut yourself shaving
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• give head
• Give a flying fuck
• Give me a break!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Don't give up
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Give one a cuff
• Give one the blanket
• Give one the works
• Give up
• I give myself
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• How to give a blowjob
• Give Me Louisiana
• How to give your man a good backrub
• Don't Give Me Names
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Give 'Em The Boot II
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• The things we give away
• I don't give a toss
• Things you give people that they keep
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Give Me Your Children
• talking can only give you away
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Give in to flirtation
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Give Us A Clue
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Something's Gotta Give
• give out
• Give me back my bike!
• Give My Regards to Broadway
• Never Give an Inch
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• No government can ever give you freedom
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• Give your tax refund to charity
• If I Had the World to Give
• Give In, Or Give Up
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• How to give a hand massage
• How to give a shoulder massage
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• War Is a Force that Gives Us Meaning
• Don't give up your day job
• gives (user)
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• give me one night to show the savage
• Give As You Earn
• Dont Give Names (user)
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• i give up1918 (user)
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• In Short, Give Us Your Best (document)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• Give your best lines away
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• give a man a uniform (user)
• give a uniform... (user)
• GIVE IT A REST (user)
• give me your most honest smile
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile

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