Findings:

• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When Renny wakes up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• And then one day you wake up
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When you wake up feeling old
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When first my way to fair I took
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• One up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• Wake up... Time to die!
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Wake up!
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How to scream when no one is looking
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• These go to eleven
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• when one of us woke early
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I can't wake up
• I wake up so energized
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• wake up hair
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Wake up
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• your name, once I wake up
• What do you see when you look up?
• Can I wake you up?
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• The first one's always free
• Buying your first mountain bike
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• One of These Things First
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• You're the one i saw first
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The worst way to wake up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• wake up in a dumpster
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Her hair, tangled
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• ...and a wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When I Grow Up
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• So I wake up
• When We Grow Up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• one learns the most when losing
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• wake up and find her still there
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Wake up with the king
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• First contact
• First Aid
• First past the post
• First person
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning

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