Findings:

• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• get weird; take dance breaks
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Stoned music memories
• weird (user)
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• The Weird Dude (user)
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Weird patents
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• "Weird" Pete Ashton
• news of the weird
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• the weird part of youtube
• Weird State Laws
• Weird Tales
• weird fiction
• Random Weird Root Vegetable Soup
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• catting weird things to /dev/audio
• Verbing weirds language
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• weird fishes
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• The Weird Resurrection of the Frog that Makes the Rain
• Sundance is weird
• The weird, strange Buenos Aires gig of Nirvana
• Humans are weird
• Archie's Weird Mysteries
• Weird sex with strange people
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I'll get there when I get there
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• When did the World get so old?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When are you going to stop running?
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Weird experiences with classical self-conditioning
• The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
• My Weird Drunken Adventure
• Weird-ass exam technique
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• Weird echoing voices in my head
• Weird Science
• Going by the script when talking to people
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Weird Wars
• Too weird to live, too rare to die
• Weird War Tales #77
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Weird, yet disturbingly satisfying feelings
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Weird comic book numbering
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• Weird Twitter
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• The Weird Candy
• Weird Sun Twitter
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• The Weird
• Snappy answers to a weird question
• weird flex but ok
• Weird Niche Internet Drama (category)
• Weird headless death cult of writer apostles
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Get your juices going
• We get too tense when we drive
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• How naked are we going to get?
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I get mad I throw harder
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When I turned round...
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Love is Weird
• Weird drug
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• weird
• Weird Sister (user)
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• Some words look weird
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Tourist Traps with Weird Physics
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Weird naked Indian
• Weird Richard and The One Tree
• T.A.Z.: For a Congress of Weird Religions
• "Weird Al" Yankovic
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Logan, the weird video store security guard
• The Scared Weird Little Guys
• Weird Revolution
• When I get like this
• I will always be weird inside
• weird radio, deserts, ghost towns, diesel moons
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day

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