Findings:

• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Dead links in writeups
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I Grow Up
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• to take sides is to give up your freedom
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Don't give up
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When each had their own personal anthem
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Give up
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Kicking up leaves as we walk along
• Give Up the Ghost
• Things people put up their butts
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• When life gives you lemons
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Her hair, tangled
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When your presents give me hives
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• When life gives you shit
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Give yourself up
• When Renny wakes up
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you demons...
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Ground, give up your secrets
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• when the last opportunity leaves
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Give In, Or Give Up
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• burning stars lit up their hair
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• I remember when all this was trees
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Barking up the wrong tree
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• When you wake up feeling old
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• Up a Tree
• up to their gossip
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When We Grow Up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• What do you see when you look up?
• Don’t give up the ship!
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Don't give up your day job
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• and finally...
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Erected upon weakened ground, finally gave way
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• It's Finally Over (user)
• Once I'd grown accustomed to its ugliness I could finally appreciate its beauty
• Give a run
• Give one a bit
• Give one a cuff
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Give one the blanket
• Give one the works
• I give myself
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give Peace a Chance
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• How To Give Birth to a Bookstore
• What I wouldn't give for a pit full of lions
• I know, let's give shit away
• Give Me the Brain
• How to give a hug
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• It gives a clear and present light
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• The things we give away
• I don't give a toss
• Things you give people that they keep
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Give Me Your Children
• talking can only give you away
• More than he was willing to give
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away

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