Findings:

• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When did the World get so old?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• When I get mad I throw harder
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Crazy
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• Rape committed by women
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to the moon
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• When I'm at my computer.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They think I'm a god
• I'm going to kill you
• When I get like this
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• How naked are we going to get?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Get your juices going
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I know more when I'm alone
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I walk around when I'm high
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I'm a glutton with a hollow leg
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Stoned music memories
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I'll get there when I get there
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They Say It Gets Easier
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• I'm Going Home
• Going by the script when talking to people
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'm going to Disneyland
• When are you going to stop running?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat

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