Findings:

• Back when grunge was still cool
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When your fireworks are shooting stars
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Slippery When Wet
• Tomorrow, When the War Began
• When I Woke
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• Swing when you're winning
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When Ice Capades is the pinnacle of your profession
• When a body catch a body
• When It Falls
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• A poem for when I loved him
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When the World Ends
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• when your anger and sadness are bigger than Canada
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When to brush your teeth
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• cool geek shirt
• Way Cool
• A cool short C program
• Pages of Cool for May 2001
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• HEY youre cool (user)
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• Not cool
• Cool Beans Salad
• fake- (user)
• Fake Car Badges
• Fake Rolex submariner (user)
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• When your mind races, who wins?
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• You know you're a geek when...
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• only when you cannot hear
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• When I came last to Ludlow
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When having sex in Austria
• I'll get there when I get there
• His face when she fell
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• When Graverobbing Goes Wrong
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• When I Write My Master's Thesis
• I miss my mom when she was sober
• it sings when he says it
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• cool beans
• Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
• I had cool friends in high school
• cool security scanner
• Pages of Cool for July 2001
• Yet another guide to being cool
• cool black jack onli (user)
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Fake porn
• Fake Rolex
• fake skies
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• When I have female children
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• How not to faint when you can't move
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When We Were Orphans
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When Motorcycles Fall
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• So bashful when I spied her
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When Saturday Comes
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• We get too tense when we drive
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When We Try Talking
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• When you go, I sleep again
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When Chris Came Home
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• When I'm sick
• When the Dark Is What You Are
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• will you take me with you when you go?
• cool stream of intellect
• We Real Cool
• dr of cool (user)
• Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
• mrs. cool (user)
• the cool heartless medical intuitive part of my brain
• Fake food
• 123 Fake St.
• speak only when spoken to
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Her hair, tangled
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• When I sleep, it's not quiet
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When I am King
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When the Nightingale Sings
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When You Are Old And Grey
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• People don't flail when they die
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• when still her eyes held water
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• In this moment, when everything has come apart...
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• fat free Cool Whip
• Cool Breeze
• A cool short C program: output
• Three Cool Cats

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