Findings:

• Back when grunge was still cool
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• LL Cool J
• Cool Hand Luke
• cool beer
• cool beans
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• Cool Everythingys (nodegroup)
• Users with cool (usergroup)
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• slinkster cool
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• I'm not very cool
• Cool Whip
• cool geek shirt
• fat free Cool Whip
• Cool Sidewalk
• Kids are cool
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Cool Archive (superdoc)
• Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
• cool as fuck
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• I'm not this cool in real life
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Keeping Cool in Japan
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Way Cool
• Cool Breeze
• Novelty Effect cool; repetition boring
• Cream of the Cool
• Smoking is cool
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It's cool inside!
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• A cool, dry place
• I had cool friends in high school
• URLs are cool now
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• University jobs are cool
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
• Cool Britannia
• Why Japan is cool
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• We Real Cool
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• Cool Papa Bell
• Monks of Cool
• Pages of Cool for May 2001
• Three Cool Cats
• a nice cool glass of Joyce
• Dollar auction
• edev: Vote and Cool opcode bugs
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker (fullpage)
• wicked cool
• The bees were cool
• Pages of Cool for June 2001
• Cool Mountain Soda
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Pages of Cool for July 2001
• Birth of the Cool
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• My sweet, fluffy puppydog is a feral and bloodthirsty killer. Cool!
• Cool Mint Listerine PocketPaks
• cool guy (user)
• A Cool Million
• Editor Cools XML Ticker (ticker)
• cOoL (user)
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
• Cool Runnings
• Cool as Hell
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Cassie is cool (user)
• Joe Cool
• Cool as Ice: An E2 gathering on the slopes of Salt Lake City
• regeneratively cooled rocket
• radiatively cooled engine
• ablatively cooled engine
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Wow Cool (user)
• I didn't always have this cool job
• King Cool
• Japan's Gross National Cool
• cool your heels
• In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
• Tres cool
• the cool silence that inevitably follows the vanishing of aeroplanes
• COOL 16 (user)
• Ain't It Cool News
• Evil is not the same as Cool
• Cool Beans (user)
• Cool Gawkies (user)
• Cool hunter
• Cool To Be You
• All the cool kids speak English
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• HEY youre cool (user)
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Cool Aisle
• Cool Biz
• avril cool (user)
• Jacob Cool (user)
• Mr Cool 1332 (user)
• Cool Cities Initiative
• zero cool (user)
• Yet another guide to being cool

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