Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Have you eaten (rice) yet?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When living we have need of Death
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- We'll always have Paris
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- good vs. well
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- Stoned music memories
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When I have female children
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- when all the white horses have broken free
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- When All's Well
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- We have learned our lessons well
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- eaten from the inside
- Sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
- Until The Apple Eaten
- eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- I have no complaint
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
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