Findings:

• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Her hair, tangled
• Hot Dog is King Food for Next Decade
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Break up at the food court
• When I have female children
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• When I Grow Up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• dog food
• when we were children
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• vegetarian dog food
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When Renny wakes up
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• when dogs puke
• Chop it up
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• What up, Dog?
• When impressing friends with food
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• When you wake up feeling old
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When children become people
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When We Grow Up
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• What do you see when you look up?
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Children and Dogs
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• The City of Lost Children
• Methuselah's Children
• Keep out of the reach of children
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• children's book
• Chilling cruelty of children
• Children's Hospital
• Children with magnets
• Millions of Dead Children
• Children's Television Workshop
• little children
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
• Advice for dealing with children
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Highlights for Children
• Good places to hide refugee children
• Jump, Little Children
• ancient children
• Children's Crusade
• Albuquerque Children's Museum
• Children of God
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Music Has the Right to Children
• how many children are bedwetters
• Drug-guzzling children entertainers
• T.A.Z.: Wild Children
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Miseducation of the children
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The education of America's children
• Children's Defense Fund
• The names of my unborn children
• children as an infinite source of power
• O Come, Little Children
• Five Children and It
• The Railway Children
• It's always for those damn children
• children of a lesser God
• Beware: Children At Play
• Children of the Screens
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• All My Children
• Songs to Aging Children Come
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• How to Take Group Photos of Children
• Children's Miracle Network
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Children and Youth Services
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• Communicating with children
• Give Me Your Children
• Small children remember in black and white sometimes
• The Torture of Children -- The World's Secret Shame
• Atheist children get presents day
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Sex Gang Children
• Children's Television Act of 1990
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Children of Chernobyl
• Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
• Japanese elementary school children
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• Prospero's Children
• Dream Children: A Reverie
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Mason's Children
• Israeli Children's Songs
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• River Wearing Children's Limbs
• The Children of the Night
• Whole Duty of Children
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Children's Express
• Children of Cult Leaders
• Lady Murasaki Shikibu: On Children
• conversation between doctors and children
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• The Huntress Neglects Her Children
• UN Sanctions and the Mortality of Iraqi Children: Facts and Figures
• Children of the Mind of Christ
• Songs for Children
• Children of divorce
• children's emotional needs
• The Lost Children of Rockdale County
• Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television
• Children Pizza
• Suffer Little Children
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• toothless grins on strange children
• Ryan Gray playground for all children
• How children draw
• The Gold Children
• The Two Kings' Children
• The Sparrow and his Four Children
• Special needs for special children
• Creepy Susie and Thirteen Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children
• Australian Children during 1788 - 1830
• We want children to read
• Language skills and deaf children
• Shriners Hospitals for Children
• Myths surrounding single parent children
• Shaka's Children: A History of the Zulu People
• Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages

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