Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a recent ex that I spent most of his screen time not knowing whether to dribble with lust or throw something at the screen"

• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• His gigantic luminous face trailing cosmic afterimages on the screen
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• His smartphone lay in the road, its screen locked with music still playing through the earbuds.
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• black screen of death
• Blue Screen of Death
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XII
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: I
• Time travel or Space travel
• screen capture
• screen door
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• His eyes shine bright with cruelty and unnatural lust
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Girl gangstas
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• screen name
• Seeing your password right there on the screen
• Why are there video screens in Playhouse Square?
• screen slip
• The television screen of our collective unconscious
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IX
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Who Influences Music the Most?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: III
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• screen
• Print Screen
• anti-static screen cleaner
• Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
• Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
• green screen
• Full screen anti-aliasing
• plaid screen
• Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
• Crazy Screen Chess
• full screen
• Children of the Screens
• Boss Screen
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XI
• History of His Own Time
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIV
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• The most wonderful time of the year
• Overused chord progressions
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Life, or something like it
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Split Screen
• Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
• silver screen
• computer screen
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• splash screen
• basic tricks of screen acting
• screen OCR
• screen reader
• screen real estate
• The Screen Savers
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Cleaning fingerprints and smudges off screens
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Making logo screens
• Screen Chess
• focusing screen
• crisp little screen
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: Preface
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: With Synge in Connemara
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: II
• Synge and the Ireland of His Time
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VIII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: X
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VI
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XV
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The man of his times
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• The Most Terrible Time in My Life
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• Love, Lust or Loneliness?
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Bears all his sons away;
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Or something
• You, standing
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• serendipity, or something like it
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• It must have rained or something
• Or something (user)
• Saint Florentius' Most Remarkable Bear
• rock (or something)
• The truth, or something like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.

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