Findings:

• any way, shape or form
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What guys do with their penis
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• love changes color, I think, over time
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• If we fall behind, just change the color.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• The tattoo phenomenon
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Do or do not, there is no try
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Do It or Die
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Who do you love?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• who do you think you are?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• How to change the color of the BSOD
• DOS Color Hack
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Do I stay or run away?
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Any Mick'll Do
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• Girl gangstas
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Capitalize, please
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• People who carp about their jobs
• Why do leaves change color in autumn?
• how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
• How to give customers change
• What to do with spare change
• Color change
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Those who can't do, teach
• You, standing
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Dead links in writeups
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Judging women by their books
• Know your pets
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• any
• Who made Hell?
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!

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