Findings:

• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• Stop acting like an asshole
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• Grown up
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• We like to stay up late at night
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Half-sour pickle
• We get tangled up like wires
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Done up like a kipper
• Dead links in writeups
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• like coming up for air
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• I like to take up space
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Dance-floor asshole
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Christ, what an asshole.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Grown
• home grown
• Elsie Marley's Grown So Fine
• How we have grown apart
• Public breastfeeding of grown men
• When grown men cry
• The greatest tragedy and the greatest triumph is a puppy grown old
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• Take it like a man
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• hung like a horse
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Cake Like
• Making like the rabbits
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Spies Like Us
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Party Like It's 1499
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I do not like doctors
• like an ashtray
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• In like Flynn
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Driven Like the Snow
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Run Like Hell
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Who made Hell?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Like Cockatoos
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Like nailing jelly to a tree
• Like a Rolling Stone
• Never look like you're staring
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I love you like a sister
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• I don't see like you
• Like tears in rain
• joy is like curing hiccups
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse

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