Findings:

• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Treatment of corporations
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Average Joe
• There were times better than this
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Two heads are better than one
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Average Joe (user)
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Smarter than the average bear
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• better late than never
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• better than Radiohead
• Better blatant than latent
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He Who Is Death
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• and he thinks he (user)
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Rebeca Martinez
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Chocolate
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• better than a living will
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Better Than Sex Cake
• A modem is better than nothing
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• better than the best
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Better Than Bouillon
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• better than half my insides
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Better him than me
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• Better Dead Than Red
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• play dumb
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• Better than Sex
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Better Than Garbo
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It doesn't get any better than this
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• better off with him than here with me
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• A determination to do better than
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• What can be better than that?
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Indigenous people are better than you
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• better than natural
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Better than kicking him into next week
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Things that are better than sex
• leave it better than you found it
• You aren't better than human
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• he who (user)
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Tickling is better than sex
• Original better than the sequel
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• He who controls the past controls the future
• There's no better mirror than a child
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Better safe than sorry
• More than he was willing to give
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• better than 2 (user)

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