Findings:

• People who think they have to double-click everything
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• cat haters
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• You stole what they would have given you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• He's been places they have not.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Bernie would have won
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Nothing lasts forever
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• People want what they cannot have
• They Have a Word for It
• Using a command line
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• They have taken enough
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They didn't have the heart
• They have bears in Italy
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• he would have laughed
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• How to make a car last nearly forever
• A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• What pornos would have us believe
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Type A blood
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• They must have faces
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Sick Priest Learns to Last Forever
• you would have been
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I would like to have emotions
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• Memory is unreliable; it cracks and crumbles and falls into nothing. Power lasts forever.
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The days of wonder have come at last
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• They could have saved Kevin
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I shattered the grandfather clock in the hopes I would live forever.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• They have no bones.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• he would have cried
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Know your pets
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.

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