Findings:

• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Know your pets
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• The dog who would not back off
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Have you ever thought
• What pornos would have us believe
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Using a command line
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• you would have been
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• he would have cried
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Who Would True Valour See
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You stole what they would have given you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Actors who have played Hitler
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Bernie would have won
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The dog who would not beg
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The Man Who Would Be King
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Type A blood
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have laughed
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I never thought it would be like this
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I thought that the tree would fall
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I never thought I would node this
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The dog who would not come in
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• The dog who would not move
• Half-sour pickle
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You mean the me that you would be
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value

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