Findings:
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- Footfall after footfall, out to the pingo
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
- An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
- Surviving a night out in Dallas
- Night After Night
- A Sunday night at a Bar and Grill
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Brush your teeth
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- The night Taco Bell ran out of meat
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- masturbating right after working out
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Teeth grinding stillness of broken night
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- Dreams where your teeth fall out
- The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
- After the flood all the colors came out
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- night out
- Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
- maybe everything will work out after all
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- When to brush your teeth
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Don't go out without a coat
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- They only come out at night
- The stars come out at night to play
- When all the stars go out at night
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- Breakfast at dawn after an endless night
- Spitting out teeth like ampersands
- All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
- National Night Out
- Joey's Night Out
- Boys Night Out
- Girls' Night Out
- don't throw good money after bad
- Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- after the therapy
- After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
- What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Twenty Years After
- After damp
- After The Race - 2
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
- Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
- morning after sheets
- The Day after Tomorrow
- After Effects
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- like mushrooms after a warm April rain
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- After Apple-Picking
- Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
- After Auschwitz
- People with programming languages named after them
- whoring after other gods
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- November and Everything After
- After love
- Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Always after Barnes and Noble
- chasing after foolish entanglements
- Years After Landing
- In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
- First Observation After a Nap
- You Never Wash Up After Yourself
- The silence after someone leaves
- I Before E Except After C
- On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Morning After Pill
- Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
- Like as a huntsman after weary chase
- The summer after high school
- After Magritte
- Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
- your teeth just won't stop chewing at my heart
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