Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "why bother getting married,why not just find someone who hates you and give them your house"

• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• find someone who dreams of you
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• Find someone who...
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Helping a loved one with depression
• just because they never bothered to really do
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• good reasons to hate someone
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• i just want to know who i am
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Dr Pepper imitations
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• Half-sour pickle
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Rednecks hating Canada
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Fortune finds them in the oddest places
• Just Another Night at the Frat House
• Tell them I hate them!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• It is just a face. It tells them nothing
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• people who need people are just people who need people
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Helping people cheat
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Con Artists and The Women Who Love Them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Just give him the damned fish
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• cat haters
• The other people who hate war
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Maybe I shall find them with EDB.
• The stranger who hates me
• Every door in my house just leads to another room
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• hot and bothered
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched
• Find the Fish
• find
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• You'll Find Me
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Robot Finds Kitten
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
• How to find a street address
• Ojo Finds the Dark Well
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• They'll find their own lightning
• Find the Cost of Freedom
• We find ourselves in sex
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• find the widget, save the world

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