Findings:

• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• make me hurt you
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Make me one with everything
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Growing older makes me depressed
• The color that makes you look good
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Look siad me Be like me
• She just looks at me
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• What makes me beautiful
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Chicken Cannon
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• This dress makes you look fat
• Death makes me tired
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• math makes me smile
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• graveyards make me wet
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• you make me completely miserable
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• How to make your breasts look bigger
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Look with me at the stars
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• the way you don't look at me
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• you make me think of death
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• simple answers make me insane
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Make me one of you
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Make me care
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Make Me Mommy
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• One word that will make others laugh
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Your tears make me smile
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• And it makes me wonder
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Things that make me feel feminine
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Don't Make Me Think
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• How do you make God laugh?
• Make Me Bad
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Kyabetsu to ninjin no asazuke
• Carrot Ironfoundersson
• Plight of the carrots
• Using carrot seeds as birth control
• Carrot Pineapple Pot Cake
• Here, the top of a carrot is green, mate.
• Carrot and Leek Lasagne
• Beef, carrot and noodle soup
• carrot top (user)
• floppy carrots
• Glazed Carrots
• It's like you don't carrot all
• You mean the me that you would be
• Your Sucking Funny Day
• Funny Times
• Funny Face
• Hobart's Funnies
• Funny car
• funny (user)
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Funny Games
• funny one (user)
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Funny van Dannen
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar

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