Findings:

• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I know more when I'm alone
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm dead (user)
• I will fight no more
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• we will rise to meet the dead
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• I will node no more forever
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• when you go, i will go
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• It will be good when I am leader
• Upon this obelisk record the words of your dead and remember.
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• I'm not drinking any more
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I will fight no more forever
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• When I made more
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• The end will be a sellout
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Pictures of Starving Children Sell Records
• When I'm at my computer.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• will you take me with you when you go?
• When will I see you again?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I walk around when I'm high
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Women want me when I'm taken
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm always breathless when you call
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• There will be no more stories to read
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• When you're dead, you're dead
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• I will Linux no more forever
• Even the dead will not be safe
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• This will go down on your permanent record
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• I know when the world will end
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Dead Can Dance
• dead
• Night of the Living Dead
• Dawn of the Dead
• Paul is dead
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• Grateful Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Dead C
• Dead Sea Scrolls
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Dead Puppies
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nietzsche is Dead
• François is perhaps dead...
• Dead pigeon
• Dead ringer
• Dead spit
• Dead Heading
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken
• Dead baby jokes

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